- Do we have any icecream?
- Travesti Executif!
note: travesti in french does not mean the same as travesty in english. It means transvestite.
Makes more sense if you've seen Eddie Izzard's stand-up bit on speaking french -
(Language warning, in case you've never seen any Eddie Izzard before. If you have, it's milder than he often is... or at least it's not in English.)